From the FIORASPHEREApril Foolin’
With bathroom jokes that’ll have you ROTF
See what we did there? ROLL-ing On The Floor. You know we love a good TP pun — especially when it provides the perfect setup for a little April mischief. See, normally our blog is dedicated to helpful hints around the house, but after all the fun we had around our own houses with April Fool’s Day this year, we thought you’d get a kick out of some helpful hijinks instead.
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One
It’s important to have bathroom reading material handy. And it’s even better when it’s funny, so we’ve compiled a list of jokes — some bathroom-themed and some just general funny business — that you can write on toilet paper at home that will give everyone a good laugh when they’ve gotta go. Just unroll some TP, write one joke per square, then roll it back up and wait for the laughter to ensue.
Why couldn’t the TP cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
“I’m feeling really wiped.”
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite. But they’re a solid #2.
What does a house wear?
Address!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-DUH!
LOL! We are on a ROLL! But we have to stop ourselves and move onto the next prank.
Knock, Knock. Who’s There?
Toilet Paper! And it’s funny because this is basically a “knock knock” joke in physical form. All you need is a roll of TP and some scotch tape. Simply tape strips of TP from left to right across the door frame in a zigzag pattern, securing the pieces on each side with the tape. Run your zigzag from top to bottom for full coverage and the most hilarious effect.
Pro Joker Tip: It’s best to set this one up at night outside someone’s bedroom door so they can wake up to a “surprise” when they open the door in the morning.
Spidey Sense of Humor
Now this one is probably funnier for the jokester than the joke-ee, but we absolutely howled over it when we tried it at the office. You just might want to be a little mindful of pulling this on anyone that has a true phobia of spiders. Otherwise, grab a toilet paper roll and a sharpie and get to drawing!
Honey, I Shrank the Shoes
And finally, an oldie but goodie for your kids, spouse, or roommate. Sneak into their closets and stuff toilet paper into the toe end of all their shoes so they’ll think their feet grew overnight or all their shoes shrank. Either way, it’s a classic prank that’s fun for the whole family!
Whatever you end up doing, we hope your inner prankster has a great time and gets some good laughs. We sure had a lot of LOL moments while doing “research” for this blog, so we feel confident putting our own little “Fun Guarantee” on them. Let the good times roll!
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